I didn't write you a love song...

...because let's be honest, you're a jackass ;)

this isn't even aimed at anybody, I just fancied writing a 'fuck you' post. So sue me.

weheartgenius

” In visions of the dark night
I have dreamed of joy departed
But a waking dream of life and light
Hath left me broken-hearted.”

I hate it when you wake up from a really good dream, and for the first two seconds your life is different - better - and then you remember. It's just a little bit heartbreaking.

giving up the gun?

somebody buy me the new Vampire Weekend album. pleasepleasepleaseplease.

Something I really enjoy about this band, I can't even pinpoint it. Each song sounds very different to me, but with that same playful VW aspect that makes it good. It's fun to listen to I guess, clangy and joyful.

ARHGHQGHGHHH!

i'm so angry and so frustrated my face looks like this:

I'm not even joking that's the thing. I don't understand how you can be so utterly blind to the truth and so pathetic about something like this. You only get to be a teenager once, why waste precious months mooning over somebody who, frankly, if he was on fire I wouldn't even piss on him. I wouldn't even use him as an asswipe, nettles seem more appealing.

I only get so angry because for some absured reason i do care quite a lot actually! I hate seeing you mucked about, and taking it like a 'suprise visit' in a jailhouse shower stall.

I decided to vent my anger more healthily:

...by pretending my fury for you is a spider that I am victoriously squashing under foot.


I'm practically my own therapist, top that baby Jeremy Kyle.

a lovely medley

of random lovelies. Just a few pics that made me smile ;)

First up (drum roll please)...

Now don't even try to tell me that isn't one of the best things you have ever seen in your life. It's a mouse, THAT LOOKS LIKE PIKACHU. I think this might actually be my ideal pet, it's cute, minature and pokemon-esque. Exactly what I look for in a companion.

Is it just me, or is Artie from Glee actually quite hot? Take off the glasses, spruce up the hair and clothes, welllll hello there. I mean he isn't drop dead gorgeous but I wouldn't mind singing a duet with him sometime ;) winkwinknudgenudgehohoho.

I love this because this is one of those situations that everybody goes through, you have a lovely neat piece of paper and you just want to get the messy border bit off...and you're concentrating so hard...AND THEN IT RIPS. That is actually the biggest FML going, let's be honest. So yes whoever made this, I salute you.

This is simply because this boy (whoever he may be) is adorable. And I am of the opinion that a goodlooking face is vital to getting one through the day. Don't lie you, you know you agree.


So yes! A few things that have jammed a sloppy grin on my mug today.

I decided, after so thoroughly enjoying Hyperbole and a Half during chemistry today, I thought "hey you know what, i'm going to do my own paint-job montage in it's honour." Turns out though, it's harder to think of things you'd like to 'comic strip' then you'd think. Finally I settled on a recent heartfelt battle of mine with all that is good and pure in the world.

Yes, i'm talking Leona Lewis.

It all started with my recent purchase of FFXIII (to you non-geeks out there, that's the latest Final Fantasy game), only to discover the 'theme tune' to the game is none other than Leona Lewis' 'My Hands'. Naturally my reaction went something like this:

One hour into the game.


Gorgeous yeah? I made special effort with the brows. Caterpillltastic. Anyway, it's fair to say I was pretty appaulled, not being the greatest fan. She just generally gets on my nerves with her absence of personality and tampon-advert songs..."I keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding" That's nice love, now shutttt it. I began playing, relishing the corny characters and fancy special effects, the song kept popping up...
Two hours into the game.

I tried to hold back the vomit best I could...

Three hours into the Game

But it just wouldn't stop...

Four hours into the game

It was a battle of wills. Me, versus Leona. Who could hold out the longest?

Fifth hour of game play

The urge to hum grew strong in me. I was succumbing to all those flashy images, my hands covered in a thin layer of greasy controller sweat and I was developing a twitch in my eye. Nobody ever said war was pretty.

Six hours into game play

Like Ginger in Black Beauty when that asshole rides her too fast and her chest gets all blotchy - my spirit was broken. I just couldn't hold out against Leona's caramel smooth mindfucks any longer.

Seven hours into game play

...and the battle was lost. As my younger brother Leo will tell you, I was making a "bloody racket." I wouldn't even say I was still human, but something darker. Part xfactorpophitradiooneloving, part leonatron.

Watch out. First she gets the geeks, then she comes for the rest of you.

You've been warned.

P.S And with that Leo's just got off the xbox so i'm off! ;) gonnnnna have me some Leona lovin' FFXIII funtime.