That whole Adam and Eve story always pissed me off. So, some snake comes along and convinces Eve to take a bite of this apple, yes? Then Adam sees this tasty fruit action and get's in on it, and suddenly its Eve's fault? Did she force the apple down his throat? No i'm pretty sure she didn't. And yet for centuries, upon centuries, upon forever people have held this up as an excuse of women effing it up for everybody else in the world. Listen mate, when you squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of your nostril, then you can start whining. Until then keep it schtum or i'll have to get a little crazy - and afterwards feel free to blame it on hormones. Though you'll have to be typing it, Steven Hawkins-stylie, because you'll have my foot so far up your ass it kicks you in the brain.
God, i'm a charmer.
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